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You know it's a bad day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband.
8001-G, Bad Day
(stamp image approx. 2.125 x 1)

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Prince Charming is overrated
8002-F, Prince Charming
(stamp image approx. 2.125 x .5)

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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes!
8003-F, Great Man
(stamp image approx. 2 x .75)

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There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's
8004-F, Two Sides
(stamp image approx. 2 x .625)

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Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.
8005-F, My Mind
(stamp image approx. 2.125 x .5)

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Please God... If you can't make me thin, make my friends fat!
8006-F, Please God
(stamp image approx. 2.25 x .625)

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Each morning I rise, glad to be alive... but by 10 a.m. I'm back to normal.
8007-F, Each Morning
(stamp image approx. 1.875 x .875)

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I must be queen... it even says so on my pantyhose!
8008-E, I Must Be Queen
(stamp image approx. 1.625 x .75)

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I am woman. I am invincible. I am tired.
8009-F, I Am Woman
(stamp image approx. 1.75 x .875)

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and plot your revenge.
8010-F, Plot Your Revenge
(stamp image approx. 2 x .625)

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Losing a spouse csn be hard. In your case, it was darned near impossible! Congratulations on your divorce.
8011-I, Losing A Spouse
(stamp image approx. 2.375 x 1.5)

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Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.
8013-I, Ginger Rogers
(stamp image approx. 2.75 x .75)

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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
8014-I, A Man's Got To Do
(stamp image approx. 2.75 x .5)

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When you're down and out, lift up your head and shout... Screw it!
8015-F, Screw It
(stamp image approx. 2.25 x .625)

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Destined to be an old broad with plenty to bitch about.
8016-F, Destined
(stamp image approx. 2.375 x .5)

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Some women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of month I can be myself.
8017-H, PMS
(stamp image approx. 2.75 x .625)

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There is a very fine line between hobby and mental illness.
8018-I, Fine Line
(stamp image approx. 2.75 x .5)

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I hate housework. You vacuum, you dust and six months later you have to start all over again.
8019-I, Housework
(stamp image approx. 2.625 x .875)

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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
8020-I, Being Married
(stamp image approx. 2.625 x 1)

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I don't think of them as hot flashes... more like power surges.
8021-F, Hot Flashes
(stamp image approx. 2 x .625)

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Inside every 80-year-old is a 30-year-old asking Whose body is this?
8022-F, Whose Body
(stamp image approx. 2 x .625)

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I can handle any crisis. I have children
8023-F, Have Children
(stamp image approx. 2.125 x .375)

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Domestic Goddess
8024-F, Domestic Goddess
(stamp image approx. 1.875 x 1)

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I've decided I'm not going to vacuum again until they make one you can ride on.
8025-F, I've Decided
(stamp image approx. 2.125 x .625)

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If you need me I'll be on my pedestal.
8026-F, My Pedestal
(stamp image approx. 2.25 x .625)

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If you look like your passport photo, you probably need the trip!
8027-F, Passport Photo
(stamp image approx. 2.25 x .625)

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Remember when you were comfortable in your birthday suit?
8028-F, Remember When
(stamp image approx. 1.875 x .625)

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With age comes wisdom, big deal!
8029-F, Big Deal
(stamp image approx. 2.125 x .5)

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Any day above ground is a good day!
8030-F, Above Ground
(stamp image approx. 2 x .5)

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My kids take after me... take my money, take my clothing, take my car keys.
8031-I, My Kids
(stamp image approx. 2.25 x 1)

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